Did you know.............

• In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no bigger than his thumb. Hence we have the 'rule of thumb.'


• Many years ago in Scotland a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden' and thus the word Golf entered the english langauge.


• Coca Cola was originally green.


• Intelligent people have more zinc & copper in their hair. (I would love to test Dave & Violets hair!)


• Most boat owners name their boat Obsession.


• A woman invented bulletproof vest, fire escapes, windshield wipers, & laser printers.

I thought those were kind of interesting!!

Speaking of windshield wipers, I had new ones put on when my car was in the shop. OMG!!! I can actually see out of my windshield again. Also at $25.00 each they better work good!!! Gotta love those dealer only parts.

R.I.P. Heath Ledger

I thought he was a great actor and really enjoyed his movies.

Update

Kenny went to see the doctor, yesterday. Apparently she said nothing. My thinking is that if you sit in a doctors office and they say nothing to you, then you should at least get your copay back! Just sayin! So I know nothing about Kennys headaches.lol

My car is still at the dealership, I have a Mustang rental............I LOVE Mustangs. All I can say is.........(Doug lingo) It gives me a chubby!!

American Idol last night had the freak of all freaks!! The crazy girl with the rainbow bright makeup. OMG!!! The radio this morning was saying that she is a meth addict.Hmmm really! She has some major issues! The judges were not even that mean to her, and she just went nuts. I found a picture of her.......

I am taking my car to the dealership this morning to get a list of things fixed, I figured I better get it done since I only have 10,000 miles left of my warranty. I have a feeling I will be fighting with them on some of the things. I am also getting new windshield wipers for it. Stupid dealer only wipers! They are $20.00 a piece! That is just stupid. If I didn't live with all the gravel dust that I do live with, then I wouldn't mind spending the money, but the dust just ruins the wiper blades. Oh well! Hopefully I can get rid of that car this summer.



I have to make a Dr. appointment for Kenny, I think he is getting migranes. So we will get him in and see what they can do for him. Poor guy had one last night. I gave him, his aspirin & he went and laid down on the couch. About an hour and a half later he was almost in tears. So he went to bed. We he woke up a couple hours later he was his normal self.

Speaking of Kenny........That kid loves monster trucks! He always watches them on, I think the speed channel. Anyway, the other night he was watching them and it was the show that we were at last year at the dome. He kept trying to get me to come in & watch, and I told him I had already seen the show. That it was the one we went to last year. He says no it isn't this one is at the Edward Jones Dome. Then I inform him that the Edward Jones Dome is in St.Louis, and that is where we go for the show! He cracks me up.


Sunday was shopping day I guess........Kayla went to Mid Rivers with a friend, and Kenny & I went to Best Buy. We have new Karaoke stuff!! We got microphones, and some adapter thingy to plug in more than just the 2 microphones. We also bought some new cds. I also ordered some new ones off of ebay. So we are adding 124 new songs to the library! I am pretty excited. There is another cd set I have been watching, and thinking about buying. It will add 195 songs.



I got lucky with having the Superbowl party. My Mondays are going to be out of town for a month. So I get that Monday after off. I could of taken off, but lucked out. As soon as I know which teams are going to Superbowl, I will let everone know what the food theme will be.


When I sent out the emails about Bill's bday, getting ideas on what people wanted to do. Most came back with the reponse of "I don't care, either is fine, but bowling does sound fun". I decided bowling it will be. Anyway everyone knows that Bill will enjoy bowling waaaaayyyyyy more than he would the comedy club. So bowling it is.


If you have not done this yet. Then go to Sparky's page and vote for when he will be here & how big he will be!


I saw a car in St.Peters yesterday with crap all over it. It is called DaySpaDivas. I went and checked it out! That would be so fun!!


TV Shows:

American Idol is starting tonight, I am looking forward to House, Heroes, Bionic Woman, Survivor, & Army Wives to start up again!! I have started watching a new show on Lifetime. How To Look Good Naked. I really like this show, it has really made me think about myself differently! If you have not seen it, you should just watch it at least once. It is not all about fat women, the woman on there the other night was a size 10.



Well I have stuff to do, Have a great day!

First post of the year

I am finally starting to get the hang of Guitar Hero, I have always been a video gamer but for some reason I could not get the finger control part just right for this game. On New Years Eve at the church overnighter, I finally got it!



I was a chaparone for the church all nighter, I had alot of fun. Kayla won first place in the easy part of the guitar hero contest they had. I took the wii, the kids had fun with that. We played basketball, sang karaoke, and played broom ball, which was a whole lot of fun. The other team was only able to score two goals off of me. The ref we had was a cheater though! He was also a sub for the other team. So during the last 2 minutes of our game, we were beating the other team pretty bad, he decided that to end the game there would be a shoot out. Every one on the other team got 1 try to shoot a goal against me! I was scared, but I came through and no one scored off of me!!



I have 99% of the Christmas stuff put away!! I also have gotten 95% of my laundry caught up.



The kids had a great Christmas, they only thing they didn't get that they wanted were Nintendo DS's. But I told them I will not buy them since they have lost all of their gameboys and my gameboy! I will not buy them a $130 DS for them to lose.

Here is the list, if you know what Kenny was given for Christmas, then you will know what this is.

• Arlen Harris
• Isaac Bruce
• Kevin Curtis
• Dane Looker
• Darnell Alford
• Andy McCollum
• Tom Nutten
• Blaine Saipaia
• Bryce Fisher
• Tyoka Jackson
• Jimmy Kennedy
• Brandon Chillar
• Tommy Polley
• Pisa Tinoisamoa
• Jerametrius Butler
• DeJuan Groce
• Rich Coady
• Antuan Edwards
• Jeff Wilkins
• Kevin Stemke

I have been cleaning carpets! Our bedroom carpet looks so good, I can not believe that the water stains came out. I have the living room & Kenny's room left. As I am typing this, I looked down at our carpet. I am just amazed at how white it is!!! I can say this when carpet shampoo fails, always resort to OxyClean!!

Hope everyone had a great New Year!

So frickin funny!!

I know we have all seen the dancing elf routine. But you have to see this one, Doug is having fun, Dave is in pain, something is wrong with Mike, and who knows with Bill!



http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1229302540

Random Thoughts

We have a new teen boy in the neighborhood, actually in the red house in front of ours. His name is Tyler, he is in 8th grade & a skater boy. Oh yeah and ALL the girls around here are just ga-ga for him!! He is all I hear about! Kayla totally has a crush! Bill says he will talk to her and take care of the crush! Dads can be so mean!! She thinks he has great hair! I just laugh at the girls.

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It snowed last night, it was pretty thick for awhile, I really thought we would end up with more! I forgot how much Jack loves to play in the snow. He is so funny just to watch, he goes crazy. The cats were even out in it last night, which kind of surprised me.

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Most chicks I know that when they have that monthly craving it is for chocalate, well not me.......Even though Mother Nature doesn't visit me anymore, I still get cravings. I crave...............CHEESE!! Not American sliced cheese either, I want Cheddar or Colby!! I guess I am just weird like that!! Oh well not that my ass needs chocalate anyway! Doesn't need the cheese either, but it is in the same catergory as Dr. Pepper.........It is something I will never ever give up.

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Another great invention idea!!! When the sign says express lane 10 items or less. I think the register should quit scanning items after 10 scans per purchase!! I hate going to the store to purchase 2 or 3 items, get into the express lane only to find the person in front of me has 50 items in their cart!! UGHHHH!!! That drives me insane!!! Almost as insane as th assholes who were tailgating me on the way home last night. I was doing 25 in a 60 yes, but everytime I hit 30, I would slide and my traction control would come on. Hwy 79 was REALLY bad last night.

I need to get to work!!

Peace Out My Readers!!!!!

Teenagers UUGGGHHH!!!

Yesterday was not a good day for my teen!! It started off with a fight between her & me. I was getting ready to take her to the bus stop, and she put on a hoodie sweatshirt and started for the door. I told her to put on a coat. Her response is that the zipper is broke, so I told her to wear a different one, she has 3!! Then she told me she can't because it won't fit in her locker. My response is I don't care, put on a coat!! NOW!! She tried arguing some more and that is when I started to yell and told her that I told her to put on a coat end of discussion! So now she is mad and ready to cry. Then I asked her that I bet if I took her to school today that I would see at least 1 kid wearing a coat, she says no I won't nobody wears a coat! Now I am really starting to get mad cause we are still fighting about the coat issue...........So I told her to put on her coat, that I am taking her to school. If I count at least 10 kids with coats on then she is losing her big bedroom. Well now she has decided the fight is over. She does NOT want me to take her to school, and she is going to put on a coat.

Score: Mom 1
Teen 0


I come home from work last night, and there is a smell in my house that is REALLY bad! Someone has been cooking, and that food that was cooked is not edible!! Kayla decided to make toast. In the microwave! She set it for 10 minutes!! So I opened some windows, turned on the attic fan (to suck the smell out, along with all the heat) and got out the febreeze. After about ten minutes and now a reeeeaaaalllllllyyyy cold house, the smell is not so bad.

Fast forward approx. 1 hour.

The smell is really bad again!! So I open the microwave(bad idea). It is brown inside, and the smell that comes out is ready to make me yak! I told Kayla that she needs to clean the microwave. (I can feel another fight coming) Her response, I did. Really I say as I am spraying a cleaner inside of it!! I tell her to look at the cleaner turning brown and running down the walls of the microwave!! I don't feel like fighting, so I clean the microwave, twice. The smell is stuck, it is not leaving!!! So I close the microwave. Time for a new one is my thinking, while I try to help the smell in the house again!!!

Fast forward approx. 1-2 hours.

Bill comes in and makes some soup, puts it in the microwave, really bad smell fills house again!!! So he throws out soup and makes something else, using the stove top of course!! Now I am sitting here typing this and smelling that wonderful smell!! Thinking it is a good thing that I don't have a busy day today. As soon as I get Kenny of to school within the 1/2 hour, I will be desmelling the house and throwing the microwave out!!

For sale:

*Teenager-great at taking care of house, makes good grades, priced real cheap!! Unbearable once a month for about a week! Comes with free microwave! Please call if interested!!



Have a great day!!




*I wouldn't give up my teen for anything!!!

Technology & Inventions

You would think that with the technology that there is today that someone could invent something to shut off a cars engine when the stupid person tries to run through a red light. My car will shut off if I back into a curb. I know I have done it before. It shu off and I had to put in in park, take the keys out, them put them back in of course to get it to restart. So why can't they do it for red lights? It drives me nuts when the light turns red and just about 3 or 4 more cars still go through. Also I think should come up with some kind of deer sensor, kinda of like depth finder for fishermen. It sits on your dash and detects if there is something within so many feet of the road. It sure would make driving these countries roads at night a little easier. I'm just sayin'!

The work in the house is not to far away from being done. I have to get it done by Tuesday, since we will be having house guest for the week. The kids are so excited that Jen, Sean & the boys will be staying with us. Kayla was more than willing to give up her new room for the week. Jen was pretty excited that they are going to have a 60 inch TV in their room. I have so much trash, I hope the trash man will take it all on Monday!! If not we are bummin since Thanksgiving is right around the corner! This year has just flown right by, I can't believe that is almost Christmas already!!

My mom broke a bone in her ankle the other night, so somehow I got stuck with the dog until Monday. She is a pain in the butt! She is constantly barking, she keeps nipping at Jack. I can not keep her off the furniture. I am going to give her one more night, then I may be making my sister take her. On top of everything, Jack to a big ole crap in the house last night, I don't know if he was having a stomach issue or if it is because of the other dog. But I do know this, if he does it again he will be grounded from my house for a week!! My stomach was not ready for that this morning!


If you have not gone and added to Dave's, Dick and Jane story,then you should. I check it several time a day to see if anyone has added to it, so far not to many. I think it could be really neat if everyone would add to it!!!

Well Wii the people must be getting off to work!!

Shopping with my sister Jenifred

Tonight I did some new stuff for the new bedroom shopping with Jennifer. I am not sure about Jen, but I had fun. I bought my first ever Egytian Cotton sheets! OMG! I can not wait to sleep on them tonight! I also bought a window scarf & hangers. Then when we were at Kohls I bought 3 accent pillows. They were on sale, the only thing is I won't have 2 of them until Jen gets here.

So in case you are wondering, how in the hell was I shopping with Jen..............I kept calling her to get her opinion on things. Then I went to Kohls in O'Fallon, and she went to Kohls up there by her house, and we talked on the phone while we were shopping. Anyway I like shopping with Jen, I will be reeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy glad if they move home next year.

Now I just have to go buy new bedside lamps & I need to find a dark purple bedskirt.


Speaking of Jen....................When we were at Target we were talking about Daughtry, Just so you know, he is opening for Bon Jovi on Feb. 21 at the Bradley center in Milwaukee.

Painting update

Our new bedroom & closet are done. I have a few touch ups to do & I have to finish the nightstands, but we are moving in tonight. Bill also has to get all of the new baseboards yet. It looks great!!

Finally I realized the secret to painters tape last night! You have to take it off while the paint is still wet. Even if your painting is a 2 day project. I had left the tape on from the first night, and pulled it off last night. I was not happy when it pulled of!!! I have torn paint all along the one door now, and it looks like crap! I am not happy about this at all. Now I have to go through and fix it all.

I also realized that the former owners are total & complete idiots!!!! I don't even know where to start with all the stupid stuff they did!!! Lets see first thing! When they finished this side of the house, they must have finished it as one big room, they even had baseboard up, then they must have decided to put of the dividing wall, the reason I think this is because the baseboard is stuck into the wall where the partial wall meets one of the main walls. I could go on & on. But lucky for you I won't!

I knew the carpets were dirty but you really realize how bad they are when you move all the furniture out of a room. HOLY CRAP!!! They look bad. The problem is we could rent one, but we need it for about 2 weeks. I have to go to the store later, so I am going to look into it.

Gotta go paint the nightstands! Have a great day!

Painting

I have started painting. I must say that I reeeaaalllyyy love the colors I am using in our new to be bedroom!! The green is darker than I thought, but that is ok, cause it looks really good. Doug had made the comment awhile back that the colors I picked were warm, relaxing colors. I must say that I agree. Bill is getting all new baseboards. When we pulled off the old ones, I discovered that they just put up whatever they had. The board on one wall was not the same as the next wall. Those were some really classy people living here!! I also told Bill that I think some crown moulding would look really good.(hint,hint)

I have also started painting the UGLY old night stands of ours. I am painting them white. I must say they are starting to look pretty good! I just finished the 3rd coat of killz on my nightstand. It will probably need at least 2 more coats.

My living room is a disaster area! It has so much crap piled in it right now! Poor Bill, he hates messes! Sorry honey! I love you!! It will be great when I am done!! I promise!!

I would post pictures, but sorry I can't.......camera doesn't work.

Does anyone have a carpet cleaner I can borrow for about 2 weeks??? If I could clean the carpets then that would be awesome. Eventually I am going to go buy one. The vaccuum store has a GREAT cleaner for $300.00 which is not bad for a good cleaner.


Gotta go for now, off to my day job!!

Bruised Pride

I had my pride hurt...........I like my house, let me rephrase that......I Love My House!! I have since the very first time I saw it. Yes I will agree it is not pretty, but it will be. I understand that it is going to take a few years to have everything the way I want it. But it will happen and it will be beautiful! I will be the first one to admit that it was faaaarrrrrrr from beautiful when we first bought it. The one thing Bill & I always wanted was a house that we can make our own. This house is it, it has lots of making to go. I am sorry if my house is not good enough for you. I am sorry that you almost have to put your feet in the shower to pee. Eventually the old bathroom will get finished and it will be flippin awesome! I can see it in my head. I do miss having a big bathroom, but it will be so worth it when it is finally done. If you are uncomfortable at my house because of the way it looks, then please do yourself & me a favor, do not come to my house. I have gotten it off my chest, but the bruise is still there! That sucks!!

So anyway......................................................

Watched the movie Premonition yesterday..........really good flick!! Also rented Spiderman 3, but we haven't watched it yet. I didn't even know it was out, Kenny saw it and had a fit. For someone who doesn't like Spiderman anymore, he sure was persistent!

We went to the annual farm party Saturday. It was fun......We ran through the corn maze at night, that was reallllly fun. It was also really funny listening to the team of Paula, Mike & Kayla argue in the maze about which way to go. They were crackin me up. Kenny had a blast hiding and scaring people.



Anyone who has the urge to paint, feel free to come to my house this weekend. That is my plan for the weekend. I am painting & moving furniture. Sounds like fun doesn't it!! It will be so fun!!!


Time for me to go, I have to take Kenny to the bus stop.

Courtesy of MsTags.com

Winfield

Tonight is the big night. Kenny & his football team are playing half time at the Winfield Varsity football game under the Friday night lights. The boys are so excited, hell I am excited! Coach told the boys last night that the high school cheerleaders made them a banner to run through when they go out on the field, so they are even more pumped up. It was funny, coach told them that the cheerleaders holding the banner aren't real cheerleaders, that they are going to be guys dressed like girls, all the boys starting booing, then he informed them that it really would be real cheerleaders who are girls. That made them happy again. If you watch Fox 2 in th morning then you will see that Tim Ezell is at the Winfield High School this morning for the Friday morning pep rally. Our varsity football team is 6-1. Tonight is our last home game against Kirksville. I feel bad for the Kirksville team, that is a long drive!!

Onto to other news:

This is a funny story,

Couple Make Burglar Clean Up at Gunpoint

MONTGOMERY, Ala. -- A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears.
"Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," she said.
Adrian McKinnon sent his wife to see her sister while he inspected the piles left behind. As he walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into him, Tiffany McKinnon told the Montgomery Advertiser in a story Thursday.
"My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home," she said. "And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband's hat sitting right on his head."
Adrian McKinnon held the suspect, 33-year-old Tajuan Bullock, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until he decided what to do.
"We made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of my drawers and cabinets onto the floor," Tiffany McKinnon said.
When police arrived, Bullock complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.
"This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house," she said. "The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead."
Capt. Huey Thornton, a police spokesman, said police arrested Bullock at 2 p.m. Tuesday on burglary and theft charges. He was being held in the Montgomery County Detention Facility on a $30,000 bond.
"The victims were lucky in this case to be able to catch the suspect in the act and hold him until police arrived," Thornton said.

Also: This used to be a great school, I loved this school!!

Gang Concerns Cancel Hazelwood West Homecoming Activities

(KTVI - myFOXstl.com) -- A possible gang threat has forced the cancellation of a celebration at Hazelwood West High School tonight. The annual homecoming bonfire and pep rally have been cancelled. Parents tell FOX 2 the events have been called off because of security concerns. Reportedly Hazelwood police are warning that gang members had targeted the event. Just two weeks ago classes here were cancelled for the day after someone painted a threat on the sidewalk in front of Hazelwood West.

I just saw this add, I have to get tickets and take the kids!!!!! Anybody want to go??

AMP Tours Presents Thunder Slam Monster Trucks

“Thunder Slam” Monster Truck & Free Style Motorcycle Spectacular is coming to the St. Louis area Friday & Saturday Night November 9 & 10 @ 7:30 PM to The Family Arena in St. Charles. For the 1st time, the Family Arena will rock with AMP Tour’s “Thunder Slam” Monster Truck and Extreme Free Style Motorcycle Spectacular. Don’t miss the St. Louis return of “The Original Monster Truck®” Bigfoot. That’s right! The one that started it all…St. Louis’ own Bigfoot returns for its first hometown show in over five years!These are the Big Blown Bad Boy Monster Trucks, just like you see on TV doing Giant Power Wheelies, crushing vans, & cars and much more! Expect to witness vehicles in the air plus side by side drag racing over 12 feet high. This is 1,800 Horsepower in Ground Pounding excitement that is fun for the entire family.JUST ADDED: X-GAMES style Extreme Free Style Motorcycles will be jumping ramp to ramp, over 50 feet in the air. Don’t miss it! Local Quad Racers have not been forgotten. We are building you a track so the locals can bring out their vehicles and play too! There will be rides in Monster Trucks & families are encouraged to get to the venue early.

Tickets go on sale Monday!!!

That is all I have for now!! Peace out my b*tches!! :D

In my head

For the last several weeks I have had several songs in my head, I wake up in the morning with them being sang in my head, and go to sleep the same way. I love the new Matchbox Twenty, I knew I would since they are 1 of my favorite bands. I am really liking the new stuff from Maroon 5, and then there is Big girls don't cry by Fergie, Shut Up & Drive by Rhianna, & The Saints are coming by Green Day & U2.................................................Speaking of music, When Garth Brooks came out with the Chris Gaines cd, I never bought it or heard any of it. Well Al brought his cd over. I like it, Bill reaaaalllly likes it.


Bill has thought of another type of dog that he really wants...............An English Mastiff. Holy crap they are big dogs..........average 36 inches tall at the shoulder!! And about 220-250 pounds!



I hate it when someone comes up with combined names for celebrities, for example: Beniffer or Bragelina. It is just not right.



Jen, you should of came in town this weekend instead of next!! It would be so fun to have you with us on the winery trip this weekend!!!!!



Been thinking about the renting a house on a beach, I hope we go through with it, cause I am really looking forward to it. I think it would be so FUN!


Chris Johnson Out!!

Playing catch up

As usual I am a blogger slacker, so now I have to get caught up on everything in the last few weeks.

Went to my first pro football game, not so impressed. I had a hard time keeping track of the football, I am so used to watching it on TV. I spent alot of time watching it on the TV out by the consession stands. I grew up watching up football on TV, I remember when there was only 3 grandchildren, and sitting on grandpa's lap every Sunday watching football. (There are 12 grandchildren now) I just did not expect it to be so hard to follow. I would like to go again, I think it just takes getting used to, to be able to keep track of it.

Speaking of football...........Most of you know that Kenny is on his first football team this year. It is a select team with the St. Louis Gateway League. They are not actually playing this year, they are just learning how to play this year. This past week Kenny has gotten about 85% of his uniform. Kennys team will be playing a scrimmage at the Winfield High School. I think it is going to be 10-19-07, they are playing during half time. The coach wants them to see what it is like to play under the Friday night lights. I am pretty excited about that!!!


So then there was 1, that is the total number of chickens we have left. We lost one sometime earlier this evening.


I think we might have more baby bunnies real soon.


Bill put in a attic fan last night. WOW! It sure does suck some air into the house! I was freezing last night.


So all the new shows have started. It has been a good 2 weeks! I have started on my usual Survivor:China, so far so good. Heroes also started this week, I am not so sure yet how I felt about the first episode, I wasn't crazy about but then again I love the show. I Tivo'ed a new show named Cane, but while I was out, someone stopped it, so all I got was 8 minutes of it, so that totally blows. I also watched Bionic Woman, that was actually pretty good. Last but not least.................House: All I can say is that show never lets me down, I truly love that show, and thought the first episode was great!!!! I am really missing Army Wives though, the season for that just ended. It will not be back on until spring 08. I just read that it was the most popular show ever on lifetime.


Sprint drives me insane!! I have asked them 2 times in 2 different stores, and 3 times on the phone to add the internet package to my phone. They haven't, so today I find out that my phone has been shut off. So I call sprint............get ready for this........................
they shut it off because I owe them $144.00.........WTF!! I signed up with Sprint on Aug. 20th, how the hell do I owe them that. One of the things the lady kept saying on the phone that I owe them for the July 20th to Aug 20th billing cycle and now I owe them for the Aug 20th to Sept 20th billing cycle. But even at $65.00 a month that doesn't add up, on top of the fact when she kept saying July to Aug.........HELLO!! I signed up with Sprint on Aug 20th..........why am I being charged for July! I was so mad! Another thing they forgot to do in the store is inform me that I had to pay for a month of service, so that explains the July-Aug thing, but here is the topping on the cake..............1. The lady said that even if I tried I would not have been able to make a payment between Aug 20th & Sept 20th because it is a new account. 2. I just got my first bill from them yesterday!!!! Again WTF!!! All I can truly say is that I hate Sprint.........Oh and back to the whole internet thing, they were charging me for all my daily internet usuage!!! And you know what makes me even happier about all this BS.........I can't ever seem to get anyone who can speak clear ENGLISH!!! All this is 37 days already. I have 693 more days in my contract before I can tell them to kiss my @ss, and go back to AT&T. I may sometime in the future just pay the $200.00 to get out of my contract with them. I know that alot of you have Sprint and it has always been fine for you, all I can say is..........Welcome to my life, nothing ever goes right!!!

*The good thing with sprint is that while on the phone, they were special.....I was paying $5.00 for 300 text a month, and they were having a special. Unlimited texting for $10.00, so now I have unlimited!!

Yes Dave I am bitching again!!!! So bite me!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)



I think I am done for now!!

Cheater

So I am going to totally cheat at blogging and post an email that I got. But is so worthy!!! I know you ladies would if you could!!!

Fall Classes for Men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Monday, Aug 30, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity- -Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

So much to blog about.........So little time

I have had a post in my head for about 2 weeks now, but have not had time to post it. So here I go...........................

Things that drive me insane(pet peeves)

Dirty ashtrays (I know I am a smoker, but what I mean by a dirty ashtray, is one that needs to be emptied)

Dirty windshields (This I can't stand, every Friday when I use my moms car for work I have to clean the windshield)

People who do not use a turn signal

People who ride your ass on the highway or any other road (The part that gets me with this is, you get over so they can get by, then get back over and then they slow down to a speed that is slower than what you were doing when they were riding your ass)

People who take off like a bat out of hell to get in front of you when 2 lanes that go into 1, then slow down to 45 in a 60 (That drives me nuts, it is making my blood boil just thinking about it)

People who are just plain ass stupid and obnoxious!!! (I still love all you guys anyway) (LOL!!)

People who bitch about pet peeves on their blogs!! Hehe!

Now to change the subject...............................

Paula I am so looking forward to your uppercase party!! I am going to one this Sunday and can't wait. I already have my order picked out.

I got a magazine in the mail the other day,OMG!! I love some of the stuff in this book! It is called Seventh Avenue. I have made a wish list, which will be given to my husband!!








Look at some of this cool stuff!!! I am soooooooooo ready to start decorating this house of mine, I have finally found some stuff I like, I have found my sheers at JC Penny, and now I have found a rug that I want in the colors that I have been looking for.

I would not arrange this the way it is shown.

The blue one!!!

So there it is, what are your pet peeves? It would give you something to blog about if you have blogged in a really, really long time!!!

Also I want to say THANKS DAVE!!! I love it!!!

New Things

We have 8 new baby bunnies, Angel was due on Saturday and on Sunday she had her babies. How fun!! I am sure the rabbits enjoyed the cool off from the storm last night. I am glad we got rain, I don't have to water anything this morning. But I was really looking forward to being able to watch the meteor shower last night, but thanks to the storm that didn't happen. We finally live somewhere to be able to watch that kind of stuff, when it finally happens, it has to freakin storm.

I have discovered a new laundry soap. Actually it is not new, it has been around forever, I just never bought it. The only reason I bought it is because one of my customers uses it, so I asked her what she uses. It is Gain, just plain ole Gain laundry soap. That stuff smells so GOOD!! I did laundry all day yesterday and Kayla & I kept smellling all the towels as I was folding them. It is not as pricey as Tide or Cheer, but not as cheap as Purex. It is a in between brand. I also bought the fabric softner.

As of next week I will have a cell phone, I have purchased Daves Sprint PocketPC. So I will let all of you important people out there know the number when I get it.

I am out of here!! We are off to school to get schedules, then to EB Games to shop, then we are finally going to see Transformers.


Peace Out!!!

Goofy Faces

I have been looking through the pictures from DF this year, there are some funny pictures of people making faces. Hope you enjoy these as much as I did. By the way, I think Dave is King Of Funny Faces!!

Emily

Mike W.

Paula

Ada

Bill

Chris

Chris

Dave & Diana

Dave

Dave