Thursday, September 27, 2007

Playing catch up

As usual I am a blogger slacker, so now I have to get caught up on everything in the last few weeks.

Went to my first pro football game, not so impressed. I had a hard time keeping track of the football, I am so used to watching it on TV. I spent alot of time watching it on the TV out by the consession stands. I grew up watching up football on TV, I remember when there was only 3 grandchildren, and sitting on grandpa's lap every Sunday watching football. (There are 12 grandchildren now) I just did not expect it to be so hard to follow. I would like to go again, I think it just takes getting used to, to be able to keep track of it.

Speaking of football...........Most of you know that Kenny is on his first football team this year. It is a select team with the St. Louis Gateway League. They are not actually playing this year, they are just learning how to play this year. This past week Kenny has gotten about 85% of his uniform. Kennys team will be playing a scrimmage at the Winfield High School. I think it is going to be 10-19-07, they are playing during half time. The coach wants them to see what it is like to play under the Friday night lights. I am pretty excited about that!!!


So then there was 1, that is the total number of chickens we have left. We lost one sometime earlier this evening.


I think we might have more baby bunnies real soon.


Bill put in a attic fan last night. WOW! It sure does suck some air into the house! I was freezing last night.


So all the new shows have started. It has been a good 2 weeks! I have started on my usual Survivor:China, so far so good. Heroes also started this week, I am not so sure yet how I felt about the first episode, I wasn't crazy about but then again I love the show. I Tivo'ed a new show named Cane, but while I was out, someone stopped it, so all I got was 8 minutes of it, so that totally blows. I also watched Bionic Woman, that was actually pretty good. Last but not least.................House: All I can say is that show never lets me down, I truly love that show, and thought the first episode was great!!!! I am really missing Army Wives though, the season for that just ended. It will not be back on until spring 08. I just read that it was the most popular show ever on lifetime.


Sprint drives me insane!! I have asked them 2 times in 2 different stores, and 3 times on the phone to add the internet package to my phone. They haven't, so today I find out that my phone has been shut off. So I call sprint............get ready for this........................
they shut it off because I owe them $144.00.........WTF!! I signed up with Sprint on Aug. 20th, how the hell do I owe them that. One of the things the lady kept saying on the phone that I owe them for the July 20th to Aug 20th billing cycle and now I owe them for the Aug 20th to Sept 20th billing cycle. But even at $65.00 a month that doesn't add up, on top of the fact when she kept saying July to Aug.........HELLO!! I signed up with Sprint on Aug 20th..........why am I being charged for July! I was so mad! Another thing they forgot to do in the store is inform me that I had to pay for a month of service, so that explains the July-Aug thing, but here is the topping on the cake..............1. The lady said that even if I tried I would not have been able to make a payment between Aug 20th & Sept 20th because it is a new account. 2. I just got my first bill from them yesterday!!!! Again WTF!!! All I can truly say is that I hate Sprint.........Oh and back to the whole internet thing, they were charging me for all my daily internet usuage!!! And you know what makes me even happier about all this BS.........I can't ever seem to get anyone who can speak clear ENGLISH!!! All this is 37 days already. I have 693 more days in my contract before I can tell them to kiss my @ss, and go back to AT&T. I may sometime in the future just pay the $200.00 to get out of my contract with them. I know that alot of you have Sprint and it has always been fine for you, all I can say is..........Welcome to my life, nothing ever goes right!!!

*The good thing with sprint is that while on the phone, they were special.....I was paying $5.00 for 300 text a month, and they were having a special. Unlimited texting for $10.00, so now I have unlimited!!

Yes Dave I am bitching again!!!! So bite me!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)



I think I am done for now!!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Cheater

So I am going to totally cheat at blogging and post an email that I got. But is so worthy!!! I know you ladies would if you could!!!


Fall Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Monday, Aug 30, 2007
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity- -Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.