I am just letting you kow now that this is going to be a gross blog entry, but I just have to tell ya what happened today.I am at my last house, which is one of my usuals, actually she is my last house every Friday. She has a 17 or 18 year old son. He is kinda weird, ok he is really weird. She has list all over her fridge for him, daily check off list. It has things on it like, warsh body with soap. I find that funny considering the age of the kid. So anyway, I go to clean his bathroom and guess what he left me a surprise in the toilet!! I know what your are thinking........But it was not a turd!! Apparently he had a date with Hand-gela before we got there, and didn't bother to flush afterward. My partner asked me, if I was sure that, that is what it was? I told her that I have been married for 14 years and have 2 children, I think I know what it looks like by now!! So anyway I just had to tell you about that, I figured that since I am such a nice sharing person, that I should share my surprise with you! Have A Good One!! ;D
Today at work the funniest thing happened, at least I thought it was pretty funny. So behind my work building is another office building, with 4 offices in it. Right next to the side of my work office is a NO PARKING sign, well I had to stop by the office today for about 2 minutes, long enough to run in and get some paperwork for a house. As I was getting back into my car some little old lady with nothing better to do than bitch, pulls up beside me and tells me that I am not supposed to be parked where I am, and that I better get my car moved, meanwhile thinking to myself...."Shut the hell up". So I drive forward (towards that back of the building) to turn around and go to the house I have to clean. The old lady pulls into a handicapped parking spot, and goes into one of the offices. I decided that I needed to look her car over. So I pulled up behind her parked car and guess what!!! She does not have handicapped plates, sticker or a tag!! I couldn't help it but to laugh my ass off along with everyone else in my car. She is a idiot just looking for something to bitch about. Some people!!!
Over the past couple of months there have been some changes, and over the next few will be some more.Old: Hurricanes with cheap dark rum (good stuff)New: Captian Morgan with OJ, Cranberry & Grenedine (YUMMY!)Old: 94 Ford Taurus (shaggin wagon)New: 05 Ford Freestlye (not sure of new nick name yet)Old: Living in someones elses home (in laws house)New: Soon to be living in own home (our house)Old: Avia stupid tennis shoes (don't buy that brand they suck!!)New: Nice pair of New Balance (ahhhhh, much better)Old: Get rid of old friends (LOSERS!!!)New: Hmmmm......have no friends!! (just kidding guys, I love you all!!)Old: Papa Murphy's (work every weekend)New: Merry Maids (nice paychecks, off on weekends)I put in my notice today with Papa Murphy's, my last day will be May 5th. I am still going to work every other Sat. at Merry Maids, but I will be off around 4ish, so that will be nice. I will also be around on Friday nights & Sundays.
What a day, it was actually a great day at work. The problem began when I got home. Kenny was in his room crying and not a cry I have ever heard from him. This morning after I left for work, he went into my room and took his portable DVD player and put it in his backpack and took it to school. Of course he also took the movie that I had just watched with him, which was one he should NOT have even had! Jarhead!! Every other word is F*CK!! So the principle took it away from him, I have to go to school in the morning to retrive both items and I am sure get preached to by the principle for allowing my child to watch this movie. Also Kenny received 2 days in school suspension. What am I going to do with this child?Not to change the subject or anything........but if someone could tell me how to fix my computer that would be great. The problem is......I have 2 drives DVD reader (top drive) and a DVD burner (bottom drive). Well the top drive will not stay closed!!! It is driving me crazy!! Please help!!!
This funny photo needs a funny caption........please help!!!
