DONE!!!

I am so done with my dogs!!! They (as in both of them) are about to find themselves staying outside and never coming in my house again! Jill just refuses to potty outside, last night she pooped on the floor on Bill's side of the bed and pee'd on my down comforter! I am ready to put a size 9 1/2 in her ass! In the last week or so Jack has decided that he will start pooping in the house. Everyday while we were gone on the float trip, he pooped in the house. So I excused it, I figured after the tail surgery and then us leaving he was stressed. But now the last 2 nights he has pooped in the house. Just a little while ago I got the belt out for Jack, I also informed him that he will be sleeping outside tonight. I have NO patience for this kind of crap.

And yes I am bitching again!

Thats How I Roll

Things have been a little crazy lately! When it fricken rains, it pours! My favorite new saying is......My name is Chris Johnson and that is how I roll.

So last week I went and got 2 new front tires for my car, and the same day the dog had an overpriced tail amputation. That same night the driver rear tire goes flat....figures, So I have been filling it up every morning. Yesterday I cleaned the inside of my car, hit the dome light button and it is on all day,My car has 3 of them! Guess what!?! Dead battery! So today when we are getting ready to go to Ella's birthday party, we jumpstart the car, fill the tire and head to IGA for beverages. Bill comes out and the tire is flat! Great! So we decide we need to change the tire, but of course we have no tire iron because the tire place forgot to repack it back into my car! Flippin Wonderful!!! After sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes trying to figure what to do, and old neighbor happened to be in town and saw us, so he pulled over and saved the day. Tire is changed but we decide that we are just going back home, I have already put alot of miles on that doughnut, plus I still have to drive into O'Fallon tomorrow to get new tires, so we really don't need to be driving into O'Fallon for a birthday party that will be ending about 15-20 after we get there.

Like I said my name is Chris Johnson and thats how I roll!!



Last week when at target I decided to buy 2-6 packs of bic lighters, we will be needing them for the float trip. When I cleaned out my car, I found another 10 lighters under the seats and in different compartments. Anyone need a lighter??


Off to bed!!!