Monday, January 30, 2006

To do or see....


Here is a list of the 11 things I would like to see before I die. I know it is usually "10 things" but #11 is a bonus........



1. Go to London



2.Go to Greece
3.Go to Paris
4. Hike in Yosemite
5. Go to Egypt
6. Snorkel at the Great Barrier Reef
7. White water raft through the Grand Canyon
8. Take an Alaskan Cruise

9. Go to Bora Bora

10. Travel all over Italy

And last but not least...........

11. See Dave go on a Drunkfest Float Trip



Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Who needs sleep

Lately because Bill has been snoring so bad I have been sleeping while wearing mouse ears. If you don't know what those are, they are the headphones you see guys wearing on a flightline. They help protect your hearing from the airplanes. So anyway I have been wearing those at night to get some sleep. (I have now learned to sleep on my back) Last night as usual I had them on but Bill's snoring was so bad that I was woke up over and over again. You know when someone is snoring LOUD when you are wearing ear protection and they are still waking you up. After having very little sleep and having had enough of the noise I finally took my pillow and went to sleep on the couch. Not the couch in the living room, that was not quiet enough, I slept on the couch down in the family room. At 4 am my house is actually pretty quiet that is as long as you are not upstairs. :D

She's back!!!

YAAA!!! Steph is back!! Go check her out

Steph

Friday, January 20, 2006

Shopping on Ebay

I have been doing a little shopping and ALOT of watching, of Creative Memories stuff on Ebay. It is funny just to watch people bidding on stuff. People are paying 2 to 3 times as much for stuff on Ebay than what they could just buy it for right from a consultant. I have been watching a bunch of the albums, but they are going for slightly more than what I can order one for, it cracks me up. What are these people thinking? There are a few things that I am bidding on and my bid is more than what it could have been bought for, but they are a retired items. For example of the over priced available items is the Kaleidoscope album which can be bought for $44.00 brand new from the consultant plus tax and a small fee for shipping. I am guessing that for around $50.00 you can have a brand album. Well these albums are selling around $64.00 plus another $20.00 for shipping. That is BANANAS!

So........

Today is my aunt Cassa's 50th birthday, so last night my mother in law, Mary(a friend of Cassa's) and myself snuck over to Cassa's house and decorated the yard. A very big sign, and a bunch of bras hanging from her tree and front porch. Well this morning she was caught taking it down by her sister & parents. When Cassa left for work they snuck in to her house and redecorated the front yard. I will post some pictures later when my mother in law gets home with the camera.

Peace out!

Monday, January 16, 2006

This is for you Dave

This is my first attempt to change a picture. I think this could be fun.


Saturday, January 14, 2006

Bitch Session

New Years Eve I tried to get retrive 3 bottles of apple pie schnapps that we bought for a total of $330.00, but when I went to the place of pick up I found out that someone had taken my bottles. Total bummer, a little upset cause I was looking forward to drinking some of it. Then I find out that the people who took it no longer has it, now someone else does. I can never seem to get a hold of this person to get my 3 bottles. We are having our Christmas party with our friends today and still I have no apple pie schnapps to share. It is really starting to piss me off. If it was 3 bottles at $20.00 a piece then no big deal. But we paid $110.00 each for those bottles and can't even drink the shit.

Also....................

What is the deal with the eternal man period! I am so sick and tired of Bill being on his crabby ass mood attitude!! IT IS DRIVING ME MAD!! I am almost to the point of sticking a tampaxx up his ass and forcing him to O.D. on Midol!! I feel like no matter what I do or say it is not good enough and grants me another 3 days of "The Silent Treatment" & "The Anything I Have To Say To You Will Be Fucking Ignorant Treatment". What is a wife of a always crabby man supposed to do?

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Interersting

I received this in a email earlier:


WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.


Thank You Emily!

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Sunset

What a beautiful sunset we had yesterday.






Monday, January 02, 2006

Priceless

New shirt from Khols $16.00
Bottle of Malibu Rum $22.00
Food to take to New Years Eve party $37.00
Spending New Years with your friends and seeing your husband look like this.
PRICELESS