A reminder for the men

There are few of you out there whom I feel need to be reminded of the rules, you know who you are......

The Rules

1. The female always makes the rules
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without notification
3.No male can possibly know all the rules
4.If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules
5.The female is NEVER wrong
6.If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which is a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7.If rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding
8.The female can change her mind at any given point.
9.The male must never change his mind without written consent from the female.
10.The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The femalemust under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.Any attempt to document the rules by a male could result in bodily harm.
14.If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.